but, But, BUTT!!!!

O.K. I have been holding out on all of you. I didn't want to give away all of the details until Ryan arrived. I was afraid he would find an excuse to cancel. I know I told everyone that I would be doing a colonic and I was fine with that. What I didn't know was that the program included more then I had anticipated. When I arrived I attended a class on cleansing your system. This includes daily enimas that you give to yourself. I for one have never done an enema. I was immediately uncomfortable. However just when they finish with that lecture they tell you after your enema you need to do a 4ounce implant of wheatgrass twice a day. Implant? What is that? Oh, please let me explain. An implant is just like an enema but you try and hold it for up to 15-20 minutes. O.K. so now I have signed up to have a colonic, a daily enima and twice a day I need to put 4 ounces of wheatgrass up my butt. Let me just say that my rear end has never seen so much action. It did take me a couple of days to build up the courage but once I did it wasn't really a big deal.

The reason for using the colon is that it absords better then taking things through your stomach and digestive system. There was one more treatment that they wanted me to sign up for but I passed. It was a mineral compound called silver that helps boost the immune system. However, you will never guess where they wanted me to put this. Think hard........I know you can get it...........Just think about the busiest place in Florida and no it is not Disneyland. Oh yes, you got it......my anus! Again, I passed.

Now onto the colonic. I had my first one yesterday. I was told I did very well. She said I was a very good releaser. Great! I will be sure to put that on my resume. It is a very intense experience. Once they filled me up with water, I looked about 3 months pregnant. My stomach was huge. Then the releasing started. It is crazy to watch all of that junk coming out of my body. She pointed out things of interest. Such as hard deposits that were wedged inside, she also told me that I needed to chew my food better. The whole experience was interesting but about half way through I did want that tube out of my rear. I was starting to get uncomfortable. I did make it through the whole hour and I have one more scheduled before I leave. Of course, I will keep you posted on all the DIRTY details.

How is Ryan doing??? I will let him give you his own opinion. He has agreed to write after this week on his own findings at Hippocrates. He is not sure if he is completely on board for the whole program and that is totally up to him. I will be interested in his view.